And a bit about cosmic enlightenment & attaining nirvana.

You might think that this is just another bad blog with prose that’s gross, tense that doesn’t make sense and writing that needs righting.

But METAPHYSICAL MULGATAWNY is a just-in-case-you-don’t-have-more-important-things-to-do blog about yesterday’s news, today’s nuisances and tomorrow’s neuroses.

For instance, does the sound of a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it have better astrological acoustics and philosophical punch than the sound of one hand clapping?

Or if you are trying to reach Cosmic Enlightenment, should you take the road less travelled, go past the Moral High Ground, turn leftwing, then follow the straight and narrow to the great beyond?

Or should you just go to the nearest Nirvana Store and buy yourself a dose of good-deed weed or a trial vial of euphoric acid to attain fizzy fuzzy bliss?

You might not find the answers to these existential questions, but you will definitely find a whole other bunch of questions to ask yourself.

How did the Universe begin, and was it a nice place before the politicians came?

What is the purpose of being a being? And why the heck am I reading this blog instead of being easy-chaired, bare-footed and sipping an alcoholed beverage with shady little umbrellas in it?

Of course you will not find the answers to these essential questions in this blog, but you will definitely find a whole other bunch of questions to ask yourself.

How did the Universe begin, and was it a nice place before the politicians came? What is the purpose of being a being? And why the heck am I reading this blog instead of being easy-chaired and foot-bared, sipping a cold alcoholed drink with shady little umbrellas in it?